Political Satire
Bite-A-Biden Dog Toy
Bite-A-Biden Dog Toy
Features
- THE ORIGINAL PEN HOLDER.
- PEN HOLDER & PAPERWEIGHT.
- HIGH QUALITY & DURABLE.
- FUNNY GIFT & NOVELTY PRESENT.
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Description
Description
- SLEEPY JOE DOG TOY: Parody presidential Joe Biden dog toy with a vibrantly printed sharp suit and completed with a perfect smile; A ready for a tug of war, 15" tall, funny dog toy that's amusing for your pet and hilarious for the owners
- TRIANGLE DOG BANDANA: Spoil your pet with this stylish "Free Sniffs" dog scarf measuring 26" x 18.5" x 18.5" and universally fitting all dog necks with a circumference of up to 23"; Made of durable nylon that is machine washable safe
- AS ENTERTAINING AS POLITICAL DEBATES: Chew it or love it? Let your pet decide! Our strong chew toy for dogs provides for hours of engaging fun regardless of your dog's political views making it an ideal dog gift for all breeds, sizes, liberals or conservatives
- ENGAGING SQUEAKER: To grab that extra attention, our Biden doll comes equipped with a squeaker to surprise your pup and make for long-lasting playtimes; An excellent squeaky dog toy to turn a boring time into a fun activity helping with anxiety during separation
- PET-SAFE DURABLE QUALITY: Purpose-designed with durability and safety in focus, stuffed dog toy is made of recycled poly canvas and organic cotton, while reinforced stitched for added strength; Tasteless, odorless, and harmless chew toy for dogs will withstand the toughest bites without the worry of ripping
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
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Returns Info
Returns Info
We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, we offer a hassle-free return process. You can return items within 7 days of receipt for a full refund or exchange, provided they are in their original condition and packaging.
To initiate a return, please contact our customer service team with your order details, and they will guide you through the process. Please note that shipping costs are non-refundable, and return shipping fees are the responsibility of the customer, unless the product is damaged or defective.
Your satisfaction is our priority, and we are here to assist you every step of the way. If you have any questions about our return policy, please don’t hesitate to reach out.
WHY PEOPLE LOVE US
THE STORY OF THE LAUGHS
At Political Satire, we believe politics is already wild enough — we simply turn it into something you can laugh at instead of stress about. What started as a simple sketch and a running joke among friends quickly became a collection of hilariously accurate figurines that thousands of people proudly display on their desks.
Every character we create is designed with one goal: to remind you that humor is the only bipartisan language left in America.
Got Questions? We’ve Got Answers
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How are your political figures and collectibles made?
Our collectibles are crafted from high-quality materials, hand-sculpted or 3D modeled, and hand-painted to ensure detailed and durable pieces.
Are your products meant for humor or display?
Our products are designed for display, capturing the essence and significance of political figures or events, though they may also feature a touch of humor depending on the design.
Do you offer worldwide shipping?
Yes, we offer worldwide shipping to ensure our products reach customers across the globe. Shipping costs and delivery times may vary depending on your location.
Can I request a custom character or figure?
Yes, we offer custom character and figure requests! Simply contact us with your idea or design, and we'll work with you to create a personalized piece.
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