FAQ's

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Is it a pencil sharpener or just a pencil holder?

Answer: It's not a pencil sharpener, but it's definitely not just a pencil holder either. It's much more than all of that.

What size is it? Is it huuuuuuuugee?

Base is 4 1/4 " by 3 1/2 " Trump is 5".

Does Vladimir Putin have one?

He owns the original.

Does it come with sound effects?

No, but we highly encourage improvising your own!

Will my pencil stink?

Only if it stunk before you put it in. Dump a Trump and Buttock Obama have no olfactory outputs. We'll leave those to your imagination.

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