Hide In Biden

BATTLE FOR THE HOLE OF A NATION

For all those times you forget where your pen is, and discover it's in your hand (or his ass) the whole time! Designed to scale, the Hide-In-Biden Pen Holder is perfect if you need free hands to creepily massage some shoulders.

It’s made out of a heavy and durable material that can withstand a rough beating after your most stressful days. It's also a great paperweight — perfect for street brawls with bad dudes like Corn Pop.

Remember "Hope"? He doesn't. How 'bout a little rectal reminder. What else can you fit in Hide-In-Biden?

Pen Holder & Paperweight
Hand Crafted in China
Endorsed by His One Black Friend
Perfectly to scale